The One About Gwyneth and The Dead Wood
Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is the prettiest darn lady in the whole wide world. And she has the prettiest darn book out about how rubbing some organic couscous over some samphire and eating it makes your bottom tiny and your kiddiewinks super clever and well-behaved.
The One About Gwyneth and The Dead Wood
Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is the prettiest darn lady in the whole wide world. And she has the prettiest darn book out about how rubbing some organic couscous over some samphire and eating it makes your bottom tiny and your kiddiewinks super clever and well-behaved.
Slim Down With Scary
I can tell, you’ve noticed, haven’t you? Ok, ok, I admit, yes I have put on a few pies. These things happen. Sadly I suffer from a very under appreciated eating disorder known as loving to eat stuff. Sweet or
Slim Down With Scary
I can tell, you’ve noticed, haven’t you? Ok, ok, I admit, yes I have put on a few pies. These things happen. Sadly I suffer from a very under appreciated eating disorder known as loving to eat stuff. Sweet or
Don’t, don’t, don’t believe your hype
There was once a little girl, who had a little job, right in the middle of the city. She loved her little job, and all her worky friends, but sadly the money was quite shitty. One day a prince called
Don’t, don’t, don’t believe your hype
There was once a little girl, who had a little job, right in the middle of the city. She loved her little job, and all her worky friends, but sadly the money was quite shitty. One day a prince called
Down with the big pants
Hello, my name is Thelazycreative, and I am wearing crap pants. Not every day, but most. My pants are crap for many sad reasons, not all their own fault. Like they went through the wrong wash, or they went through
Down with the big pants
Hello, my name is Thelazycreative, and I am wearing crap pants. Not every day, but most. My pants are crap for many sad reasons, not all their own fault. Like they went through the wrong wash, or they went through
Sisters are doing it, to themselves
Women are mental. They are. This is not a sexist comment, as I am one of these mentalists. If a man says ‘why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they are ugly and they smell’, it is sexist. If
Sisters are doing it, to themselves
Women are mental. They are. This is not a sexist comment, as I am one of these mentalists. If a man says ‘why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they are ugly and they smell’, it is sexist. If
Varying Shades of Toot
The red white and blue of the Diamond Jubilee is over and the international rainbow of the Olympics are round the corner, but summer of 2012 is all about the battle of a couple of other colour palates- that of the neon
Varying Shades of Toot
The red white and blue of the Diamond Jubilee is over and the international rainbow of the Olympics are round the corner, but summer of 2012 is all about the battle of a couple of other colour palates- that of the neon
Beating Jordan II- The Victory
So I did it. I whipped that big-boobied bombshell by 9 whole minutes in this weekend’s London Marathon. I probably could have knocked a few more off it if I hadn’t stopped for the loo a couple of times, or
Beating Jordan II- The Victory
So I did it. I whipped that big-boobied bombshell by 9 whole minutes in this weekend’s London Marathon. I probably could have knocked a few more off it if I hadn’t stopped for the loo a couple of times, or
