Farwell to nylon

The Administrator

                        She woke up one Monday and discovered she was an administrator. She didn’t know how this even started. She was at school hoping the weird fabric blazers are made from didn’t give her

Farwell to nylon

The Administrator

                        She woke up one Monday and discovered she was an administrator. She didn’t know how this even started. She was at school hoping the weird fabric blazers are made from didn’t give her

im-sorry

Sorry seems to be the easiest word.

I’d like to start by saying sorry. God knows what I am actually sorry about, but I am bound to be sorry about something. I am always sorry. Whether it be that I am 5 minutes late for something vital like the pub

im-sorry

Sorry seems to be the easiest word.

I’d like to start by saying sorry. God knows what I am actually sorry about, but I am bound to be sorry about something. I am always sorry. Whether it be that I am 5 minutes late for something vital like the pub

Dead-wood1

The One About Gwyneth and The Dead Wood

 Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is the prettiest darn lady in the whole wide world. And she has the prettiest darn book out about how rubbing some organic couscous over some samphire and eating it makes your bottom tiny and your kiddiewinks super clever and well-behaved.

Dead-wood1

The One About Gwyneth and The Dead Wood

 Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is the prettiest darn lady in the whole wide world. And she has the prettiest darn book out about how rubbing some organic couscous over some samphire and eating it makes your bottom tiny and your kiddiewinks super clever and well-behaved.

mel-b

Slim Down With Scary

I can tell, you’ve noticed, haven’t you? Ok, ok, I admit, yes I have put on a few pies. These things happen. Sadly I suffer from a very under appreciated eating disorder known as loving to eat stuff. Sweet or

mel-b

Slim Down With Scary

I can tell, you’ve noticed, haven’t you? Ok, ok, I admit, yes I have put on a few pies. These things happen. Sadly I suffer from a very under appreciated eating disorder known as loving to eat stuff. Sweet or

The Acquired Inability To Escape

Don’t, don’t, don’t believe your hype

There was once a little girl, who had a little job, right in the middle of the city. She loved her little job, and all her worky friends, but sadly the money was quite shitty. One day a prince called

The Acquired Inability To Escape

Don’t, don’t, don’t believe your hype

There was once a little girl, who had a little job, right in the middle of the city. She loved her little job, and all her worky friends, but sadly the money was quite shitty. One day a prince called

....built for comfort, not for speed.

Down with the big pants

Hello, my name is Thelazycreative, and I am wearing crap pants. Not every day, but most. My pants are crap for many sad reasons, not all their own fault. Like they went through the wrong wash, or they went through

....built for comfort, not for speed.

Down with the big pants

Hello, my name is Thelazycreative, and I am wearing crap pants. Not every day, but most. My pants are crap for many sad reasons, not all their own fault. Like they went through the wrong wash, or they went through

Everything is beautiful

Sisters are doing it, to themselves

Women are mental. They are. This is not a sexist comment, as I am one of these mentalists. If a man says ‘why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they are ugly and they smell’, it is sexist. If

Everything is beautiful

Sisters are doing it, to themselves

Women are mental. They are. This is not a sexist comment, as I am one of these mentalists. If a man says ‘why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they are ugly and they smell’, it is sexist. If